Halloween humor

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving

Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”

Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer

Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake

Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: Trombone

Q: Why did the vampire subscribe to the Southern Standard?
A: He heard it had great circulation