Mother?s Day TIDBITS

? My mother taught me about RELIGION.

?You better pray that will come out of the carpet.?

? My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

?If you don?t straighten up, I?m going to knock you into the middle of next week!?

? My mother taught me about LOGIC.

?Because I said so, that?s why.?

? My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.

?Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you?re in an accident.?

? My mother taught me about IRONY.

?Keep crying, and I?ll give you something to cry about.?

? My mother taught me about STAMINA.

?You?ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.?

? My mother taught me about WEATHER.

?This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it.?

? My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

?If I told you once, I?ve told you a million times. Don?t exaggerate!?

? My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

?I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.?

? My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

?Stop acting like your father!?

? My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

?Just wait until we get home.?