‘Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.’ ‘ Margaret Millar ‘The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.’ ‘ Martin Mull ‘Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.’ ‘ Robert Louis Stevenson ‘Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.’ ‘ Benjamin Franklin ‘Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.’ ‘ Claud Cockburn ‘Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.’ ‘ Evan Esar ‘A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.’ ‘ Jane Austen
