Business Pulse needs a time capsule

I have only positive things to say about the county’s idea of getting together ideas for a time capsule to be opened in the year 2108.
In fact, they say imitation is the ultimate form of flattery so county officials should be well pleased that I’m toying with the idea of creating my own Business Pulse time capsule. But my time capsule wouldn’t be any good unless it was way better than the county’s time capsule. Isn’t competition grand.
It’s with that in mind, I’ve been perusing the Internet and I think I’ve found a time capsule that will serve my purposes. It’s about the size of a large SUV, if you can remember back to the days when people could drive large SUVs because gas didn’t cost $19 a gallon.
You also have to keep in mind that my time capsule will be totally self-serving. In other words it will basically be a monument to me, which is something I believe people really need to see 100 years from now.
Naturally, I will include all the traditional favorites such as my famous Business Pulse athletic socks and my flavorful Business Pulse salad dressing. And don’t forget the Business Pulse duct tape, great for quieting your unruly child at church.