Quote NOTEBOOK

‘ Oscar Levant

‘I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, ‘Have you got frog legs’? He said, ‘Yes,’ so I said, ‘Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.’

‘ Tommy Cooper

‘First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.’

‘ Steve Martin

‘Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark’?

‘ Steven Spielberg

‘I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.’

‘ Steven Wright

‘My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.’

‘ Benjamin Disraeli