Torture not for democracies

The Associated Press recently administered a political I.Q. test, and 61 percent of the American public flunked. Needless to say, they didn’t call it that. “Poll Finds Broad Approval of Terrorist Torture,” the headline read. More than three out of five Americans surveyed “agreed (that) torture is justified at least on rare occasions,” although the article never hinted what those occasions might be.

Nor did the AP reveal how the question was put, making the poll useless for any purpose except starting arguments ? exactly my purpose here. The article quoted just one respondent: “I don’t think we should go out and string everybody up by their thumbs until somebody talks,” said a retiree from Tomball, Texas. “But if there is definitely a good reason to get an answer, we should do whatever it takes.”

Sounds to me like somebody in Tomball’s been watching too many rogue cop melodramas on TV. The genre pretty much originated with “Dirty Harry,” a 1971 Clint Eastwood vehicle featuring Inspector Harry Callahan, a San Francisco officer with a chip on his shoulder and a hogleg .44 magnum on his hip.

Surrounded by foppish politicians and cowardly bureaucrats more concerned with a sadistic killer’s Constitutional rights than his victims’ safety, Callahan throws away the rulebook and saves the pretty girl.

I expect most respondents were thinking of roughly that scenario, repeated in a thousand cop and spy melodramas, when they countenanced torture. In the movies, the heroes always know two things: the Bad Guy’s identity, and exactly what “intelligence” they need: where he’s buried the girl alive, the secret code, the whereabouts of the terrorist bomb, etc. Chances are the country club toughs around President Bush imagined something like it when they authorized U.S. agents to inflict pain falling just short of “organ failure, impairment of bodily function or even death.” (The policy’s since been rescinded.)

Alas, situations like that only happen in movies. Real world circumstances are always murkier. Intelligence agents often can’t be sure who they’re talking to, much less what they need to know. Two recent instances demonstrate why torturing even terrorist suspects tends to be, at best, counter-productive.

Consider the case of Ibn al-Shaykh al-Libi, an Al Qaeda operative captured in Pakistan, questioned by CIA agents in Afghanistan, then secretly sent to Egypt for exposure to the tender mercies of that Arab nation’s intelligence agents. Under coercion, al-Libi, whose identity was never in doubt, soon began to tell his captors exactly what they wanted to hear, which turned out to be exactly what Osama bin Laden wanted them to believe: that his enemy, Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, was actually his friend.

If the Great Satan attacked the Lesser Satan, so much the better.

Al-Libi conjured up stories about Saddam’s agents supposedly training bin Laden’s terrorists to use explosives and chemical weapons ? imaginary tales straight out of the “Arabian Nights.” They so lacked verifiable particulars that analysts at the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency concluded they were fabrications designed to appease Egyptian interrogators.

Then there’s the case of Khaled al-Masri, a German citizen of Lebanese descent kidnapped by U.S. agents dressed in black, injected with drugs, given a forced enema, dressed in an adult diaper, handcuffed in a spread-eagle position, flown to remotest Afghanistan and roughed up for months in a Kafka-esque case of mistaken identity. Embarrassed American agents told The Washington Post’s Dana Priest that the official who ramrodded the mission, a great favorite in the Bush White House naturally, had embraced a “Hollywood model” of operations guaranteed to generate bad publicity rather than useful intelligence.

During her recent disastrous “Condi over Europe” tour, the Secretary of State heard a lot more about poor al-Masri than she wanted to. Before dismissing our allies’ complaints as the whining of Euro-weenies, try this on for size: How would you react to German agents snatching Americans off the street and dragging them off to Third World dungeons?

Arkansas Democrat-Gazette columnist Gene Lyons is a national magazine award winner. You can e-mail Lyons at [email protected].